Killzone Mercenary Review | 7.0 | Carolyn Petit Review Without Women Mentioned

The problem here isn't woman. You fellows depend on IGN 9.5 amazing like it's oxigen. When a real reviewer with some standards comes along such as Carolyn Petit you throw baby bitch fits for no 9.5 amazing and come up with whatever bullshit reason you can to dismiss reality. Grow up please.

uninspiredcup

Killzone: one of the most ridiculously loved shooter series that somehow has only had one game that's considered good.  That's almost as sad as Crysis fans.

Killzone: one of the most ridiculously loved shooter series that somehow has only had one game that's considered good.  That's almost as sad as Crysis fans.

NeonNinja

"ridiculously loved"

• sells below average
• multiplayer in every game has turned into a ghost town just weeks after launch

Sure, the cows hype it, but that's because their standards for shooters are really, really, REALLY low, but even then I don't even think cows like it that much. CoD or Battlefield is their go-to game.

[QUOTE="NeonNinja"]

Killzone: one of the most ridiculously loved shooter series that somehow has only had one game that's considered good.  That's almost as sad as Crysis fans.

treedoor

"ridiculously loved"

• sells below average
• multiplayer in every game has turned into a ghost town just weeks after launch

Sure, the cows hype it, but that's because their standards for shooters are really, really, REALLY low, but even then I don't even think cows like it that much. CoD or Battlefield is their go-to game.

I was baiting dude.

[QUOTE="Ghost120x"]Lame. The game is a 8.5-9 to me. It's the best shooter I've played on any handheld so far. I tried nova on iOS and quickly deleted it. I'm ashamed I bought such crap like that.loco145

Pretty good score for a handheld shooter.

[QUOTE="NeonNinja"]

Killzone: one of the most ridiculously loved shooter series that somehow has only had one game that's considered good.  That's almost as sad as Crysis fans.

treedoor

"ridiculously loved"

• sells below average
• multiplayer in every game has turned into a ghost town just weeks after launch

Sure, the cows hype it, but that's because their standards for shooters are really, really, REALLY low, but even then I don't even think cows like it that much. CoD or Battlefield is their go-to game.

ummm are you really using sales=quality? Also I think you dont know the meaning of ghost town. Its funny you got caught in the bait and made yourself look silly.

Not surprised. It's Killzone so ew.

the game is docked points Blabadon

7.0

one of the best games on the VitaCarolyn Petit

Maybe Petit is okay after all.

[QUOTE="treedoor"]

[QUOTE="NeonNinja"]

Killzone: one of the most ridiculously loved shooter series that somehow has only had one game that's considered good.  That's almost as sad as Crysis fans.

finalfantasy94

"ridiculously loved"

• sells below average
• multiplayer in every game has turned into a ghost town just weeks after launch

Sure, the cows hype it, but that's because their standards for shooters are really, really, REALLY low, but even then I don't even think cows like it that much. CoD or Battlefield is their go-to game.

ummm are you really using sales=quality? Also I think you dont know the meaning of ghost town. Its funny you got caught in the bait and made yourself look silly.

those cons don't look like anything major to knock off points for a great game.Bangerman15

Obviously it's not that "great" a game to her.

People always think games should earn 9s and 10s just for not boning anything up horribly. Must be these low educational standards I've heard so much about.

[QUOTE="finalfantasy94"]

[QUOTE="treedoor"]

"ridiculously loved"

• sells below average
• multiplayer in every game has turned into a ghost town just weeks after launch

Sure, the cows hype it, but that's because their standards for shooters are really, really, REALLY low, but even then I don't even think cows like it that much. CoD or Battlefield is their go-to game.

treedoor

ummm are you really using sales=quality? Also I think you dont know the meaning of ghost town. Its funny you got caught in the bait and made yourself look silly.

This picture makes all of this funnier than it should be.

[QUOTE="Bangerman15"]those cons don't look like anything major to knock off points for a great game.Cherokee_Jack

Obviously it's not that "great" a game to her.

People always think games should earn 9s and 10s just for not boning anything up horribly. Must be these low educational standards I've heard so much about.

"Oh, this game isn't a steaming pile of crap, why no 9?"

Yeah I never got that train of thought.

[QUOTE="Bangerman15"]those cons don't look like anything major to knock off points for a great game.Cherokee_Jack

Obviously it's not that "great" a game to her.

People always think games should earn 9s and 10s just for not boning anything up horribly. Must be these low educational standards I've heard so much about.

Flopzone mercenary, wait, did this game even have any hype?  

There is no double standard here at all. I've always said the same thing about Sony's handheld strategy since the day I sold my PSP; nobody bought a Gameboy to play console games on the move. Nobody bought a GBA to play gamecube games. Nobody buys a DS looking for a Wii-like experience. The handheld platform is unique, and the games that are made for handheld platforms are unique to that platform. They look and play completely differently to console games.

Look at a game like Advance Wars. It's one of the finest games of all time, and it's specifically a handheld experience. It just wouldn't work if they made it into a PS3 or a 360 game.


Sony's strategy has always been to take the games you already own on your console, water them down to run on inferior hardware, and then sell them back to you to play on an obscenely overpriced handheld. These games are rarely, if ever, developed as handheld games. They are console games gimped to run on a handheld device. And in that respect reviewers are perfectly within their rights to say 'this game is just like Killzone on your PS3, but shittier', because that's exactly what it is. And who the hell wants to play that?

The point proves itself when you consider that the vast majority of critically acclaimed games on the PSP were made *for* the PSP and were proper handheld games, like Lumines in its day. Watered down, gimped versions of games you've already played are never going to have a 9 slapped on them because BUT IT'S A HANDHELD!

:lol: another flop for that steaming pile of poop called the Vita :lol:

wow, why is there so much anger and bile towards Killzone?

[QUOTE="Cherokee_Jack"]

[QUOTE="Bangerman15"]those cons don't look like anything major to knock off points for a great game.jg4xchamp

Obviously it's not that "great" a game to her.

People always think games should earn 9s and 10s just for not boning anything up horribly. Must be these low educational standards I've heard so much about.

And in that respect reviewers are perfectly within their rights to say 'this game is just like Killzone on your PS3, but shittier', because that's exactly what it is. And who the hell wants to play that?

Ninja-Hippo

Blab, of course. 

He loves shitty Vita games. 

Is no one gonna mention how great this game looks for a handheld? it's better  than a tonne of console games

wow, why is there so much anger and bile towards Killzone?

Zaibach

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="Cherokee_Jack"]

Obviously it's not that "great" a game to her.

People always think games should earn 9s and 10s just for not boning anything up horribly. Must be these low educational standards I've heard so much about.

Cherokee_Jack

Basically GS reviewers hate good games but like bad games, like CoD. 8.0 every fn year. Tools

Still want. Don't care about reviews.

Eh Carolyns Reviews have always been average, haven't Taken her seriously since that *Are The Makers Of Persona 4 Homophobic" *Blog Post* she posted on Gamespot.

Solidified as an A franchise.

[QUOTE="Demonjoe93"]

Wait, did she really compare it to console shooters? 

Blabadon

I very much agree, 

Not surprised. On another note, I think a 7 sounds better to me now that they eliminated the .5 increments.

SDC #thankyoulordkaz

Eh Carolyns Reviews have always been average, haven't Taken her seriously since that *Are The Makers Of Persona 4 Homophobic" *Blog Post* she posted on Gamespot.

Blake135

LOL more evidence of the mediocrity that is Killzone.

FIVE killzone games now and only one AAA :lol:

Is no one gonna mention how great this game looks for a handheld? it's better  than a tonne of console games

dvalo9

Handheld Shooters are rarely ever good.Netret0120

Best shooter on handhelds though as she clearly closes with that at the end. Stevo_the_gamer

[QUOTE="Blabadon"][QUOTE="Demonjoe93"]

Wait, did she really compare it to console shooters? 

_Matt_

I very much agree, 

[QUOTE="Blabadon"][QUOTE="Demonjoe93"]

Wait, did she really compare it to console shooters? 

_Matt_

I very much agree, 

Best shooter on handhelds though as she clearly closes with that at the end. Stevo_the_gamer

The problem here isn't woman. You fellows depend on IGN 9.5 amazing like it's oxigen. When a real reviewer with some standards comes along such as Carolyn Petit you throw baby bitch fits for no 9.5 amazing and come up with whatever bullshit reason you can to dismiss reality. Grow up please.

uninspiredcup

You fellows? The proverbial back patting that ends with an insult? 

How does it feel when you talk in the 3rd person........Carolyn?